Guess Who’s Coming to Graduation?
Posted on May 14, 2008
Filed Under News, The Daily Prereq | By Jessica Dye

Some schools spark controversy with their commencement speaker selections. But Northwestern University’s going for a different kind of shock-and-awe with the announcement that they won’t reveal who will be doing the talking at their graduation ceremony until it happens on June 20. University president Harry Bienan gave The Daily Northwestern some clues: 1) It’s an “extremely well-known” person; 2) it’s a dude; 3) it’s someone who doesn’t normally give commencement speeches; and 4) “his schedule isn’t revealed until a day in advance,” according to university spokesman Al Cubbage.
It could be that NU’s just trying to lure unsuspecting seniors into showing up by dragging out the suspense as long as possible. Or, it could be someone totally rad. Northwestern’s rumor mill is serving up such unlikely candidates as reclusive Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger, but we’ve got some theories of our own at The Prereq. One word: Santa. Read the rest of our wild speculation about who’ll be donning the purple gown after the jump.
- The Rock
- Bono
- Christian Bale (as Batman)
- Nic Cage and/or Nick Cannon
- Prince
- Jay-Z ft. Beyonce
- Jack Bauer
- Osama bin Laden
- Joe Montana and/or Hannah Montana
- The Pope (plus festive purple Popemobile)
- From beyond the grave: Elvis Presley and/or Jesus Christ
- Dick Cheney
- Michael Jordan
- Eliot Spitzer
- Jaime Lee Curtis
- Michael Jackson and/or Samuel L. Jackson
Got a crazy theory of your own? Think you’ve broken the code? Let us know!
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If the Rock is the speaker, I’m flying out to Chicago right now.
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