Clinton Has One Week, Then UPenn Will Break Her Legs

Posted on July 18, 2008
Filed Under News, Politics | By Ester Bloom

We all know what terrible things happen when we owe someone money we don’t have. Like that time I got in deep with some drug dealers and they set my car on fire. Or that time a bunch of Nordic nihilists threw a ferret into my bubble bath. (Yes, I live on the edge.) It’s Hillary’s turn: Apparently, during the campaign, her ego wrote checks that she now can’t cash. Like, millions of dollars worth. And some lenders are pissed:

“They do still owe us some money,” said Ron Ozio, director for media relations at Penn. … The University could not comment on exactly how much the campaign owes. Furthermore, Ozio said the University could not elaborate on whether the campaign paid part of the venue cost upfront.

Harsh words, Ozio! Hillary, before an glowering Italian shows up with a baseball bat, I advise you to think up a Get Rich Quick scheme. Maybe you could write another book?

(Source: UWire)


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